Another night drinking with the scouts at the Barleymoe
Tonight Elijah Craig is joined by Jack Daniels, Jim Beam and Johnny Walker
Elijah: Fellas we start a new season tonight. Anybody got any good questions to pose for season 55?
Johnny: Elijah, this isn't so much about the season. I'd like to know why we always meet here at the Barleymoe?
Elijah: A long time ago we tried to meet at Rosa's Cantina but bwb53 wouldn't hear of it. He said it was a nice place and drunken scouts would ruin the ambience of the place.
Jack: I sure hope bwb53 will explain ambience to us in the chat forum; god only knows how many other places we ruined. We might not do it if we knew about it.
Jim: I'm not sure I like ambience but I sure like Feleena.....
Elijah: Let's get back to the season fellas who has questions.
Jack: I think we should spend some time talking about the 15 type-A free agents.
Johnny: Elijah the type A's received over 521 million dollars; the average for one season was 9.48 million.
Jim: The Shamrocks got hit the worst.They lost Keith Jenkins, Rick Silva, and Miguel Margot. However they will have 11 picks in first 100 selections. ( 19,24,27,39,45,48,50,51,59, 90 and 100)
Jack: How is that even possible?
Jim: 6 compensation picks for type-A, 3 compensation picks for type-B and their own pick in the first and second round.
Elijah: How many teams signed more than 1 type-A free agent?
Jack: Augusta, Albuquerque, and Seattle signed 2 each.
Johnny: The highest contract went to Aurelio Wong at 5 years for 91 million and Anthony Boudreau got 90.5 million for 5 years.
Elijah: All those numbers makes my brain numb. Please call the uber.
Johnny: Elijah was it the numbers or the bourbon?
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