Saturday, May 23, 2020

                           Another Saturday night drinking with the scouts at the Barleymoe
                      Tonight Elijah Craig is joined by: Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam

Elijah: Did everyone see that milton7 is back in the league!
Jose: Yea , the league needed him back. He's run that franchise since season 4.
Jack: Dover, Dover he may go nuts there.
Jim: After thirty four season of being the Bulls he's got to be a Blue Hen this season; sad
Jose: milton7 always had great team names ; Diamonds, Seawolves and Bulls and now the Blue Hens;sad
Elijah: milton7 might read this, can we be a little more positive the franchise has a little more than 3700 wins in the league.
Jim: I think I'll blame Dean on Lokk being in the league in the first place. Lokk took the team right under milton7 grasp. We cycled quicker than normal this season because everybody is sitting at home working from home.
Jack:Are you blaming Dean for the virus?
Jose: Corona is something I don't do. Don't look at me.
Jim: Jack, you know if Dean was still in the league as soon as a newbie showed up Dean would tell them not to trade their first year. Lokk was obviously a fantasy baseball player who was only interested in trading players. I mean he managed three trades in what the 5 days he was in the league.
Jack: Two of the trades were with coach_orman; and the both seemed equal; young guys getting used to the system. And mike1184 was fair with  him in the other trade.
Jose: I think Jim's point is the guy thought he would make ten or twelve like they do in fantasy baseball and he didn't get enough action in our league so he left.
Jack: So why are we blaming Dean?
Jim: Because Dean dominated the world chat board and would have let him know that we don't trade out of boredom. Dean would have set him straight and milton7 wouldn't have had his payroll go up by $20 million.
Jose: I thought it was funny that trapa answered the comment about him coming back:"He wanted the challenge of having someone screw up his team for him".
Jim: He would know he's had four different franchises in 16 seasons.
Jack: Do you know this or are you making it up.
Jim: To the best of my knowledge this is correct.
Jose: Who have been in the league the longest?
Jim: Mr Stickball and bwb 53. Charter members of the league.
Jose: How many owners has the league had in 49 seasons?
Jim: The easy answer is 220 but trapa counts 4 in that total.
Jose: Which franchise has had the most owners?
Jim: Augusta has had 15 owners.Includding Trapa, vegascowboy, gregor199 and sports guy93
Jack: Worst owner's name?
Jim: suiciderick, he ran a franchise call Anthrax. He played in Toronto and Ottawa until the last season when he played in Burlington.
Elijah: Anthrax, really maybe we should call it a night boys. Thinks are getting out there, Who would believe us.
Jim : Before we go suiciderick played against an owner named the plague
Elijah:You've got to be making this stuff up.
Jim: Look it up Elijah

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